Wednesday, 30 September 2020

Champions League Final

So there we have it.

United have won the Champions League

defeating Atletico

by 3.5bn pounds to 3.1bn Euros

pipping them at the post

with a stoppage-time injection

of money-laundered 100m pounds

despite a similar-sized bribe to the match officials

from the opposition.

The President of the Federation of Football Club Owners

said it was a truly thrilling final

with both sides giving their all

with money from dictatorships

and the exploitation of local fan loyalties.

Our thanks go to Sleaze TV for their vast sums

obtained through viewer subscriptions

and we look forward to seeing all the fans

pay outrageous sums for next year's season tickets.

It truly is The Beautiful Game.


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